Here's a meme from Jo to get us through the rest of this interminable week:
Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then post this in your journal so that people can invent memories for you.
I'd appreciate it, though, if we could let rest the little incident with the yacht. Nobody pressed charges after my capture, and besides, it all happened in international waters - jurisdiction was so murky back then.
Oh, you and your humility! Surely since the Nobel Peace Prize you've finally gotten over it! I mean, singlehandedly rescuing all those children -- Thailand will never be the same without you.
Posted by: jo | April 28, 2004 at 12:15 PM
I still can't forget that night in Vegas when you filled in for Celine Dion. You killed them! And dancing on the bar later that night at the Hard Rock... I never knew you were such a wild woman. ;)
Posted by: Doc | April 28, 2004 at 12:19 PM
I remember when you decided to only wear yellow for a month. In protest for bright children in dark classrooms. They wanted to use you as their beacon. Too bad they were blind so they couldn't see you, but you made a great example. I was very proud of you. I guess it really didn't matter what color you wore. Hmm..
Posted by: Ali | April 28, 2004 at 02:04 PM
I'll never forget when I took you to see Les Mis. After I paid $75 for orchestra seats--I was mortified when you stood up and screamed, "This is some boring-ass shit! No one told me that this was an OPERA! C'mon Jilbur--I wanna go to the Tiki Lounge and have another coupla scorpion bowls!" At first, I was so mad--but you made up for it later when you bought me the lap dance.
Posted by: jilbur | April 29, 2004 at 05:32 AM
Do you remember that time you were creating that interactive mural on the wall of the zoo? You took a hose and sprayed paint on the people walking past, to create a negative image of the crowd on the wall. I loved that. And thank heavens you were quick enough to have them all sign releases after so the painting could stay, with promises of their fame in the experimental art. At least that one lady dropped charges, too, after you painted her new Dior suit. What she was doing walking past a zoo in that thing I will never understand!
Posted by: Alicia | April 29, 2004 at 07:55 AM
These are all incredibly disturbing. What uncomfortably long memories you guys have. I did say MAKE UP memories!
Posted by: pam | April 29, 2004 at 12:34 PM