Please welcome the new society, L.G.S.! Here's something I wrote on Microsoft Word.
Attention All Newcomers of the L.G.S.!
Welcome to L.G.S.! This is a society that is top secret. You were chosen to be in it. WARNING: Do not under any circumstances tell your parents or guardians about this society! TOP SECRET means TOP SECRET! Don’t even tell your friends unless they’re in L.G.S.:
This group is formed by little girls and mustn’t be known to anyone but them! Our meeting to talk more on the subject will be held at the Bel-Air shopping center that’s in Rancho Cordova next to the American River
Please attend all meetings, and always wash your hands!
We hope to see you there, Chosen Ones. We will have cameras and spy wear to make sure you don’t tell about us.
See you soon girls!
The L.G.S. members
( applaud loudly)