The Bunny Express

NORAD tracks Santa?

It's true! Ever since NORAD came into existence, the agency has tracked the movement of Santa Claus in his sleigh as he travels around the globe, delivering toys. Here is the home page. As I write this, Santa is at the bottom (top?) end of South America. Only a few more hours until he reaches California!

Happy Fourth of July!

I know it's the fifth, and I apologize, but yesterday we had a big barbecue to set up! Hooray!

Happy Fathers' Day!

For all of you dads out there, have a great time today! You guys are great and without you we would be nowhere. HAPPY FATH ERS' DAY!

Happy Fourth of July!

Happy 4th!
    Okay, today, I must admit was fun but embarrassing. It made one of many stories that would fall into that particular category. It started off as a fun parade that we always have in our neighborhood. Mom and I set up our chairs and sat in cool shade drinking water and watching the floats go by. Now, my daycare was marching also, but I hadn't wanted to do it. So they marched out on foot with two vans that they owned in front and behind them. Miss A. asked if I wanted to join them (I thought she meant in the van) and so I ran to them in my bare feet. So my limbs  were burning, I was really thirsty, everyone was laughing at me, and to top it all of I stepped in horse poop and got heat stroke. Embarrassing? Yeah. Very.
    Have a good day!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Hello, everyone! I hope you're having the best Christmas ever! (Unless you don't celebrate Christmas!) Or, if you're Muslim, you're probably going to celebrate Eid in five days like my two friends N and S. I got an iPod nano that's green! Plus some other cool presents! How are all of your lives going? (Right now I'm listening to my iPod! I'm listening to The Tide is High. I used to listen to that song when I played Spider Solitaire.) Today I'm going to my aunt's house to see my family. That means like, four dogs at the house! Gussy, Abby, Daisy, and Sammy. Then I'm going to stay the night with my cousin Yarnball. Sorry about the funny nickname, Yar!
    Anyway, Merry Christmas to everyone!
                 Love,
                 Bunny

December Blues

Okay. I'm sorry that I've made you all depressed with my bad news about school and stuff, but I have more. But the good thing is that when I'm done I'll get to tell you about happy things! Okay:
            First of all, I fractured my foot. Yeah. remember when I said that I sprained it? Well, the pain wasn't going away so I had to go to the doctor to get it x-rayed and blahblahblahblah. I looked at the nurse's computer screen and saw a tiny bone at the small end of my left foot had a little broken piece. They wheeled me out to the car and then I went home. THEN, the next day I went to my silent doctor that we'll cal Dr. P. He said uh huh about a million times and asked me how I fractured it two million times, then gave me a boot and crutches and then kicked me out. I'm living proof that history repeats itself. First when I was seven in third grade and now on the other foot. I'm probably going to have trouble ice skating now. *sigh*
          Second of all, I have a COLD. I have to have a wastebasket and Kleenex by me day and night. I'm giving it to my mom now. I'm always tired and I sneeze out of nowhere. My ears are stuffed up. My nose is runny. I have a COLD.
         And now for the good news!!!!!!
   Hooray!!!!
  Okay.............
       Let me get back to you on that.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I went to Grandpa and J's house on Thursday. Some of J's relatives were there, too. J's granddaughter, D, played cards with me. She's eighteen. She's nice and pretty, too. We played hide and seek, and we laughed a lot. We had our Thanksgiving feast, waited about thirty minutes, then cracked open the pies. I had cheesecake (mmmmmmm). Today Grandma and Uncle Dan are coming over for another feast. That's like, three feasts in one week, including the one at my new daycare. My pants aren't going to fit after this.
        Here's a chapter of Gwen:

Chapter 13:

“I’m calling out a search party,” Gwen’s Mom said. Mrs. Macy, Mr. Macy, Tim, Mandy, and Megan were all sitting in the living room, looking distressed. Daisy the puppy was curled up in Mandy’s lap, eyes open, ears up while Mandy stroked her smooth white fur absent-mindedly. The phone rang right as Gwen’s mother touched it. She clutched the receiver, holding it up to her left ear.

“Hello?” she said.

“Mom? Is that you?” said the voice on the other end.

“Yes! Gwen, where are you? What’s happened?”

(At Mrs. Macy’s shouting, the family and the two friends perked up.)

“ I’m alright, Mom. Listen, nothing happened yet, but we’re not sure what’s going to happen to us,”

“Us? Who’s us? Where are you, honey?”

“Oh, I’m with this other girl named Hannah. Okay mom. I’m in this tiny locked up cabin in the middle of the w-

Gwen looked at her cherry red cell phone. On the little tiny box at the top, it read ‘Dead Battery’.

 

 

 

 

The Halloween of 2006

          This year my candy supply was low. I guess some new people moved in, because half of the houses had signs that said, Sorry! No candy at this house, or We don't celebrate-Don't come on our porch! I think they should of said things like Don't come to our door our we'll stew your brains out!, but oh well. So much for spirit. My friend N doesn't celebrate Halloween since she's Muslim, but she still passes out candy to the trick-or-treaters and just skips the trick-or-treating altogether. Well, I guess we all have different ways of celebrating Halloween! The dogs were freaked out. I guess you could say that they were so tramatized when we got back that their barks were hoarse and all scratchy.

           Right now my room is cool. Daisy's asleep (so cute!), so try not to make noise right now. Oh! She woke up. Look what you did.

           I hope you had a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Happy April Fool's Day!

Happy April Fool's Day! I know some people don't like to celebrate it, but for me this is a perfect chance to play tricks on my mom and not get in trouble for it.

              ( cue evil laughter ) Bwaa Ha Ha Ha!!

               Let's see... I think I'll do the classic rubber snake in her car, maybe a plastic roach that looks real. I might even tell her Daisy pooped in the bathroom - which has been around and she still falls for it- she'll get her cleaner, paper towels, and mop ( in case she peed too ) and march into the bathroom with Daisy, and then search for the poop. Then she chases me around the house. It works every time.

          Serves her right for making me get her coffee.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

        It's St. Patrick's Day! Hope everybody is having a good day. My teacher is pretending that Leprechauns exist. She is secretly the real Leprechaun that's been visiting our classroom. Yesterday we were supposed to turn in Leprechaun traps. I didn't do one. Mostly because I don't know how. After all, she said we couldn't bring mouse traps because she didn't want the Leprechauns hurt. *sigh* Why did have to eliminate mouse traps? Why?