Gabriel: And what are your qualifications for this job?
Job: Oy, how I suffered on my last job. The plagues, the deaths, the smiting...
Gabriel: Um, this is a teleconference liaison job. We don't anticipate too many plagues unless you count online viruses [laughs]
Job: Yahweh is all wise! [Rends garments for no particular reason] Is there a 401(K) plan?
Gabriel: No, but you are guaranteed eternal salvation and a pretty spiffy throne at God's right hand!
Job: The Father of Lies has a very nice 401(K) plan....
Gabriel: Yes, well, have you carefully read his Mission Statement? Not exactly Fortune 500 stuff in my opinion.
Job: Here's my card and my firstborn. I'll need a few days to think it over ...
Stumble it!
