beancounter parodies: Flame Wars episode IV

WELCOME TO TATTOOINE CHATROOM

IAmLuke1: Owen, Beru--want to go to Academy next year.
Owen1: Go after next harvest. Want you to check out new droids in garage chat room.
IAmLuke1: NO. Go To TashiStation.com and get some power converters download.
Owen1: DO that later. Check out new droids.
IAmLuke1: <-- Will never get away from this 56K modem :-(
< IAmLuke1 HAS LOGGED OFF TATTOOINE CHATROOM>
< IAmLuke1 HAS LOGGED ONTO GARAGE CHATROOM >
Beru1: Owen u can't keep him on this server forever.
Beru1: 2 much like his father
Owen1: <-- Afraid of that
Owen1: WTF is this drink?
Beru1: Blue milk. Like it?
Owen1: :-P

. . . . .

E-Mote-E-ConGuy: Greetings. I am E-Mote-E-Con, human-cyborg relations. May I ask what chat room I'm on?
IAmLuke1: IMHO if you surfed the Empire's web for a year you couldn't find a duller IM than this.
< Leia4Playa HAS LOGGED ONTO GARAGE CHATROOM >
IAmLuke1: WTF?
Leia4Playa: HELP ME OBI-ONE KENOBI1. YOU POSTED ABOUT MY FATHER DURING THE FLAME WARS. YOU ARE OUR LAST HOPE. HELP ME OBI-ONE KENOBI1. YOU POSTED ABOUT MY FATHER DURING THE FLAME WARS. YOU ARE OUR LAST HOPE.
HELP ME OBI-ONE KENOBI1. YOU POSTED ABOUT MY FATHER DURING THE FLAME WARS. YOU ARE OUR LAST HOPE.
IAmLuke1: Wonder if she's referring to old Ben1 from WeerdHermit.com?
E-Mote-E-ConGuy: It could be just a piece of spam from Empire.com sir.

. . . . .

WELCOME TO DEATHSTAR CHATROOM

FUNBOI_TARKIN: Emperor.com did hostile takeover of Senate.org. Senate.org 404. Emperor.com will rule galaxy.
CLUELZ_1: WTF?
CLUELZ_1: How will galaxy run w/out bureaucracy?
SKATR_404: Galaxy OK.
SKATR_404:DeathStar kicks a$$. Nothing can stop it.
DARTHVADER: STFU Skatr. Technology ***NOTHING*** next 2 pwr of TheForce.net!!!!
SKATR_404: ROFLMAO. Sad devotion 2 ancient religious sites just fuckin pathetic.
SKATR_404: BTW howz it goin finding Rebel base LOSER
DARTHVADER: <-- find lack of faith disturbing
< < SKATR_404 CONNECTION TERMINATED > >
FUNBOI_TARKIN: Vader quit dicking around
DARTHVADER: LOL

Comments

Now this is what Lucas should have given us for the last two movies!

Posted by: Anthony | November 04, 2004 at 05:35 AM

Totally retarded, and very funny.

Posted by: Gav | January 12, 2005 at 03:49 AM

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