Psst, buddy! Wanna help out a state that's down on its luck?
Wait! What if I throw in a car that's signed by an action hero?
Everyone's gearing up (heh) for the big state garage sale this Friday and Saturday. But what I didn't know is that the cars, lately owned by Department of General Services, are already up for bid on eBay. I'm going to watch the bids to see what we get. Hopefully enough to replenish our education system.