"Oh dear, what happened? Did you get entangled in the eiderdown again? Not enough cream in your eclair? Hmm? Or did you have to talk to all your friends for so long that you didn't have time to perm your ears?"
TV's Top 25 Put-Downs (according to the British, who obviously don't watch 'King of the Hill')
The truth about the press (A hilarious bit from 'Yes Minister' on YouTube)
American's Guide to British slang - Oh, this is going to be helpful!
Man sells entire contents of home on eBay just to get 'positive feedback' ... and other silly bits on NewsBiscuit