I haven't heard some of these before. One of them is sure to come in handy, when I finally f'n conk out this afternoon.
5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."4. "This is just a fifteen-minute power nap they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you putyour ear down real close?"
And, the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.....1. Raise your head slowly and say, "....In Jesus' name, Amen."