Here's the situation. Last summer I fired my kid's daycare. Unfortunately, I never remembered to seek out an alternate. Now, it's Thanksgiving week, and my kid has the whole week off but I do not. I need a new daycare situation, ASAP.
On the other hand, if I do not find suitable daycare, I will be forced to take not only today, but Tuesday and Wednesday off (as well as the normal Thursday-Friday state worker Thanksgiving holiday) - in other words, have a week's vacation.
As you may be able to guess, my motivation to find daycare in this particular instance is ... conflicted.
Child Care Centers To Avoid:
Bob Jones University Day Care: "Because It's Never Too Early To Prevent Inter-Racial Sandbox Play"
Charles Manson Day Care: "I Am Jesus Christ, I Am The Devil, I Am Milk And Cookies"
Marquise De Sade Day Care: "Where 'Crack The Whip' Is Much More Than A Recess Activity"
Mark Foley Day Care: "Cause I'm Not Going There; And If You're A Smart Parent, Neither Will You"
Alesteir Crowley Day Care: "Where 'Terrible Twos' Are Welcome If Accompanied By A '666'"
Posted by: Anthony | November 20, 2006 at 08:23 AM
Isn't there a textile mill or coal mine up your way where your child might find gainful employment during the school holiday?
Posted by: Dan | November 21, 2006 at 08:55 PM
In our area, the local YMCA has afterschool programs that expand to full day care on school holidays and there are always spots available. If you can't find something in your town, bring your kids to Olympia every day.
Posted by: Karan | November 22, 2006 at 12:38 PM