Kittens' hearts, at birth, are filled with what theologians call "original mischief." Mischief, if left to grow on its own, can sprout into evil. That's why you must fill their hearts with Jesus instead. If you wait, your cats might find seductive role models among the back-alley strays and rough felines from the wrong side of town. You could also end up with an unwanted pregnancy.
And what would a saved kitty family hang next to their scratching post? This picture, obviously.
JesusPets is a company that will ensure that the dogs and cats of born-again Christians will be cared for after their owners have been Raptured up to the streets of gold. Isn't that nice?
Then there's always The Cats of God. Yeah. I'm sorry in advance.