It has been my life-long goal to spread the word of Lord Saget, and I vow to keep on spreading the love until every soul has been saved. Millions of people all over the world have already joined our forces. It took some convincing, but after looking deep into their hearts, even the biggest non-believers eventually turned toward the light. It's impossible to deny the power of our chosen LEADER, after all, there isn't a man or woman on earth who can make you smile quite like BOB SAGET!
Praise 'Bob'! I have seen the light! And in the spirit of 'Full House' worship, let me ask you: WWUJD?
[I'd just like to brag that last week's Friday Blasphemy alarmed my mother so much, she ordered my brother away from the computer for fear of lightning strikes. In the words of Uncle Jesse, "Sweeeet!"]