Okay. Stop what you're doing. Come here, please. I am going to need an apology from somebody, somewhere, about this.
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we need a little help to see him.IseeJesus.com provides assistance to you and your customers
to see the spirit all around us.Our artists will come to your establishment to pray for creation.
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They even make crop circles! Okay, I have never believed crop circles were made by aliens or spaceships, but good gracious. To make a living at conning gullible religious people is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.
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And you wonder how you got your "heathen" reputation. P'shaw!
Posted by: Kimberly | January 20, 2004 at 02:44 PM
I've seen the light! I have! This would go well with that horrid woman with pink hair on the religious station. You know the one. Jan Crouch. http://members.tripod.com/~anxietyny/jeezusjan.html
Posted by: Snowball | January 20, 2004 at 02:49 PM
O joy, at last, a reputation!
Jan Crouch? Well, okay, I'll give it a look -- GAAAAH! It buuurns!
Posted by: pam | January 20, 2004 at 02:57 PM
Do I even dare comment on the meaning behind "conning gullible religious people"? At the risk of being struck down - are there even any other kind?
I'm kidding, of course. I believe in a good flourhead Jesus as much as the next bloke.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2004 at 08:39 PM
The crop circles were my favorite part of the whole website. A friend of mine was very excited by the possibility of having images of Jesus show up in her food.
Posted by: Andrea | January 20, 2004 at 10:21 PM